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Kevin Szaflik
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| Job Title: | Webmaster, Postmaster, Telephone System Administrator, Spam King | |||
| Birthday: | July 19th | |||
| E-mail: | kszaflik@ridgenet.org | |||
| Home Page URL: | http://www.ridgenet.org/szaflik | |||
| Hobbies: | Cycling, Dark Shadows, Fixing electronics & helping others with audio-visual/computer questions. | |||
| Favorite Web Site: | www.ridgenet.org - what, me biased? | |||
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| Favorite Films: | The Battleship Pokempkin, Citizen Kane, The Chase, The Net, Speed | |||
| Personal Quote: | "Looks like a bubble gum jobie!" --Kevin Szaflik, circa 1994 | |||
| Advice To Students: | Learn as much now as you can, there will be time for fun later. | |||
| College: | Columbia College Chicago |
| ABOUT ME |
| Welcome to room 147G on the
virtual tour. Room 147G is the Media Technician and Webmaster's office. Hello. My name is Kevin Szaflik and this is my homepage. Perhaps you know me from Columbia College where I am a Junior majoring in Television Production. But I am more known for my work at Ridgewood High School in Norridge, Illinois. Ridgewood High School Graduate from 1995. I am a fan of the television series/movies/newsgroup/fan club Dark Shadows. Look for links to Dark Shadows sites and epsiode summaries here next year. Kevin Szaflik's bio
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| Dr. Szaflik has published extensively on the thermodynamics of relativistic quantum mechanics and his best selling books have been translated into twenty four languages. For the past three years his original Broadway musical has played to standing room only crowds. |
| Professor Szaflik's negotiations were credited with releasing several hostages and he was the first to apply Markov-chain models to global circulation, resulting in vastly more accurate climatic predictions. His Nobel prize acceptance speech emphasized the unity of all mankind; his competition at Wimbeldon demonstrated his great sportsmanship; his recent discoveries in alpha-site keratanose shows great promise for reducing certain tumors. He has broken a KGB spy ring, starred in three television documentaries, testified at numerous congressional hearings, received the Order of the Garter, and the coveted Gold Star For Good Attendance at Buffalo Public School 61. His face is engraved on coins of several Asian countries. |
| When not teaching science to underprivileged inner city children, Senator Szaflik can be found playing ten simultaneous chess matches or squeezing lumps of bituminous coal into diamonds. |
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